I ordered bubble tea from my fav cafe in new orleans(which is closed now, even before the hurricane) and as I was walking home while sipping my bubble tea I swallowed a bubble. Went down too quick so I coughed. I couldnt even inhale to cough. It was stuck in my wind pipe. I kept trying and trying to cough (which the weirdest noises came out) it up. An idiot across the street was mocking me. I never did but the bubble did dissolve after a few seconds. Bubble tea alomst killed me.


You'd think I'd learn.



*Slurp*

Howdy!